Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Acaprice14 9
I'd name one salt and the other pepper. ^_^
mpj13 8
Sorry he rained on your parade
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Comments (178)
shawnagreenbean1 9
I think there is definitely a point where you should draw the line.
HickChick23 0
are you all hippies?
izzabby 1
At least he didn't say sundrop...
Davick 0
not being mean but that sounds very hippy to me
DylansMomma 9
I hope you break that agreement. Lol
Mooish 18
Name your next kid cloudy.
at0mskaze 3
It's funny but also serious matter. The thing is that maybe the kid won't like the name and other children may make fun of him, or maybe your kid won't care what others think. But since you don't know how your child will handle it, I advice to convince your husband to drop it and get a normal name.
childishfears 12
Just say you guys are hippies and in tune with mother earth!
daybar12 8
YDI for marrying someone who would name their child something like that. I can't stand all these ridiculous names...how can people names their kids things like apple and ferrari etc and not expect them to a) get made fun of or b) turn into a stripper?
kaengelangeleyes 9
I think its cute.