Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Acaprice14 9
I'd name one salt and the other pepper. ^_^
mpj13 8
Sorry he rained on your parade
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ebfbruh 0
Wanna bet the kid grows up to be a hippie?
bigmike7277 4
What kind of ******* name is that?
blubberfish 10
raindrops keep falling on my head...
oneFUCKINword 8
Or Wayne Kerr, or Mike Hunt? Lol
spottyblanket 8
Either buy him a hamster and name it that, or make it the middle name. I work in a school I see countless kids with names like this, Summer, Rainbow, Rain...if he thinks he is being orignal, he is not. Every single one of them HATES their name and have asked me how to change it. I have aout five summers, three Rains, three Bows, and a Raindrop. He isn't being quirky and orignal. My advice is to name your kid after something, someone that means something to you. Look through family names. It is kind of cool to carry on a family name.
iwadasn 33
Names like "Summer" and "Autumn" have been around for awhile. I think they're pretty normal, along the lines of "Rose" or "Daisy," but the others are definitely on the strange side.
nela25 23
I saw a guy on fb who created a group where, in spite of what his wife thinks, if he gets 1 million likes he will name his son optimus prime (:
twilightdogstar 1
I think the worst part of this name is the fact he won't even spell the godawful name correctly and feels the need to add another P on the end. And any boy named this is destined to be kicked to death at school.
itsgen 16
Ue ****** your choice!
AyameKitty 2
Compromise? Do some research and see if raindrop in a different language sounds more reasonable.
ericaleigh808 0
Could be worse. First name Optimus last name Prime