Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Acaprice14 9
I'd name one salt and the other pepper. ^_^
mpj13 8
Sorry he rained on your parade
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Comments (178)
Spazz420 7
How did the mother who gives birth not get to name the first born ???
liquid_sasquatch 10
be thankful.. my friend named his kid Ace Danger ______ so that he kid could grow up and hit on girls by saying "Danger is my middle name"
Needafarm 22
That might be cool if he didn't use the english word for "danger." If he had just looked up other languages to see the pronunciation and spelling that might make the parent seem a little less like they are trying to make their kid a player.
liquid_sasquatch 10
the worst part is when someone asks why he would name his kid that the quote is "he's a player"... the kid is like 3 now...
Attica 20
I have a friend who gave their son "Danger" as a middle name as well XD Maybe for the same reason? Or maybe because they knew he would be trouble, being the product of the two of them XD
ohmyfrickengod 7
Ever seen the movie Where the Heart Is? It seriously has the best names ever- Americus, Brownie, Novelly, Formy...
mrsVoltzie57 12
The names are novalee and forny...forny is just a nickname though
MiloBear 11
I agree Americus is a ridiculous name but the kids Brownie, Praline etc were nicknames. Their real names were normal; I think they were Brandon and Pauline but can't be sure since it's been a long time since I've read the book.
zuzupetalsYO 11
I love the part "whether it's a boy or girl".
sweetmama88 6
Hopefully he was just kidding, probably wanted to see you flip out! Men can be really mean if they want to be! I'm sure he will change his mind, in time ! Lol
perdix 31
"Would you have any objection to naimng a child Vladimir, . . . even if it's a girl?"
ImTheAlpha 30
I think Vladimir means strong leader, or something like that. It's a good name for a bøy.
awkslyfe 4
My boyfriend's name is Raindrop...
zuzupetalsYO 11
Everyone will call him/her Rain. That is not so bad.
TeamTaurus22 0
That is actually a really pretty name. The child could be called Rain or Rainy for short. Be different. (:
krewer21 1
Darling, You really went into this blind? How long have you been into your man? Kinda feels like no so much...
heartbroken67 6
Why raindrop with two "P's" That's the only bad part