Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Acaprice14 9
I'd name one salt and the other pepper. ^_^
mpj13 8
Sorry he rained on your parade
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sapphiregirly 11
Promise to my unborn child. Hereby,I swear that I will never name you Raindropp,Lollypop,Blanket, Apple or anything else that is named after an inanimate object.
camron23231 0
Poor child....
momminator 1
Well he is a complete idiot for wanting to name a child that and you are one if you actually write that on the birth certificate registration form. My God, what is wrong with people these days?
reimichele 8
I just met a girl whose name is Tyranny so Raindrop doesn't seem so bad. Just beg for the extra p to be dropped. And hey, you never know if your husband will see how crazy he's being.
ScottieJo 8
Pfft is he crazy?! Goku alllll the way!
RocketNinjaFish 12
I met someone named Paige Turner once :P
greeneye_fml 12
I guess you can call the kid "Rain" for short. Not ideal but slightly better. I can already imagine the name-calling in elementary school.
RaindrewxRomance 7
Well, my name is Raindrew. Is there something wrong with the name Raindrop?
hermioneg1802 2
Wow. You should really sit down and talk to him about it. Your kid is going to be made fun of for the rest of their life just because their father picked an extremely dumb name.
fordneagles 34
Apparently a name that's cropping up lately is Ladasha, spelt L-a (Yup, L, then hyphen, then a). WTF is with this generation giving their kids stupid names? Should do what my parents did, agree on half a dozen names then draw one out of a hat :P