Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
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Acaprice14 9
I'd name one salt and the other pepper. ^_^
mpj13 8
Sorry he rained on your parade
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TG_Wolf 1
i'd name a boy Sephiroth :3
ohSNAPyall 27
Could you compromise -- drop the extra "p," and perhaps translate "raindrop" into a different language? He could call he child "Raindropp" as a nickname.
withasmile 3
Tell him he can still pick the name - but he has to have a list of them he likes - and the one off the list you both agree on is the one you choose. If there is nothing on his list you both like - he makes another list. if he's only capable of making ridiculous suggestions - know that you will fill out the birth certificate - not him. I suggest you override him for your child's sake and choose something more sensible. No matter what, if he is insistent - you will fight over this - so be prepared and stand your ground.
Fahodi 4
What about the second child? Have u decide?
withasmile 3
Translations - not much to work with from what I see: Albanian -Pike shiu Arabic - the singular form of rain is مطر, and it is pronounced like "maTar" (there is a fatHa above miim and Taa) Catalon - Gota d'aigua The Chinese character for rain is 雨, pronounced yǔ. Czech -Kapljica Kise Czech - Destova Kapka Danish - Regndrabe Filipino - Patak ng ulan Afrikaans/Dutch- Regendruppel Estonian - Vihmapiisk Finnish - Sadepisara French - Goutte de pluie Galician - Gota de choiva German - Regentropfen Hungarian - Esőcsepp Icelandic -Regndropi Irish - Raindrop Italian - Goccia di pioggia Indonesian - Rintik hujan Latvian - Lietus lāse Lithuanian - Lietaus lašas Portugese - Gota de chuva Polish - Kropla deszczu Norwegian - Regndråpe Spanish - Gota de agua Turkish - Yağmur Damlası Russian -Дождевая капля Pronunciation: [dohsht'] Japanese - The noun is ame (あめ/アメ/雨） The verb is ame ga furu 雨が降る The noun is ame (あめ/アメ/雨） The verb is ame ga furu 雨が降る
CharliesCool2084 8
Raindrop sounds nice but I think snowflake sounds better. Maybe that's what you could name your second child?
Special_Psycho 8
Well that is kinda mean, I would try to be nice about this if I were you.
GirlOnFire143 6
Mike Hawk is very fat... Michael Litoris gets excited easily xD
amak1228 3
My cousin has that problem. She gets to name the first girl and her boyfriend will name the first boy. He chose Sundance. For a boy. F their lives
nashanator 1
My friends name is Hugh Jass lol
demonpking1 4
Lmao. I don't believe this. DERP and DERPINA are good next generation names.