Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, all three of my kids snuck out of a family reunion because they were bored. I was furious, until I found out my husband had also gone with them. After I was done yelling at all of them, I realised I was mostly jealous they didn’t take me with them. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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iAndrea 0
You sure they forgot? Haha. :)
coco22_fml 0
ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone
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Comments (74)
ilysweetcupcake 1
hahahaha ydi for not being noticed.
ImRawrtastic 0
parenting fail rofl
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, they didn't forget; you got left. Enjoy dinner and call them for a ride home and let them pick up the check.
rmasterpros 0
stfu
aDerangedStateOf 0
If I ever have kids I'm doing the same shit to them, only I won't go back.
abcnonamecba 0
somebody's loved XD
ImaginaryFoe 1
LMAO @ 35! You don't have kids yet but are already thinking of ways to get rid of them. LOL. Maybe your grandma needs to talk to you about precautions then you won't have that problem. ;)
jdjosef 0
what....
jeaniechic 0
lmao
hockeyhouse 5
Please tell me you'll never have kids.
st0815 9
Look OP - the thing is ... the economy is tough, you have to understand what with the payments for the new car, the mortgage, cable ... well your parents need to save money somehow.
Terwilliger 0
would be even funnier if they left the bill for you to pay
deathcab7 0
your parents love you.
BannedStory 0
lols at #82. i woulda see that
futtgoredo 0
I doubt they forgot.
killerviral 0
time for blackmail and atleast u got home
Rosalie_Haostn 0
my sentiments exactly.
adriiana1019 0
that's kind of stupid then why would you have kids in the first place
terranada 3
april fools! lol
coco22_fml 0
ha! that makes me laugh. at least u werent alone
l1douchhe1l 0
maybe they didnt forget
nriney 0
the probably just don't like you
repyourcliche 0
jeremy kyle time?
jessxoxo28 5
it happens.... trust me, i no -_-
Sun_Kissed18 25
Hm, I didn't think it was that common a mistake...
MF12 0
yes. a MISTAKE.
iAndrea 0
You sure they forgot? Haha. :)
f_alltheirlives 3
This is a modern day Hansel and Gretel :)
zelly3434 0
ha ha
flugiboogee 9
Maybe they thought you were doing the nasty and left to show you a lesson. Haha
iAndrea 0
With their cousin...?
purplemnm 9
incest is real Andrea!
iAndrea 0
Hahahaaaaa; yuckk. Lol
ZombieBunnies 0
I've heard the term wincest and now you've all heard it to.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans; the cops have plans; Gordon's got plans."
thikimo 0
parenting fail/sucessful eat
BannedStory 0
cutieee. :)
taycandy96 2
hopefully u have ur phone