Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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ShadoeAcurus 16
That is... Kinda impressive actually...
Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.
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Comments (107)
Omniprism 15
Maybe work with him on memory recall games. Make it fun for both of you. Or you could take him to the doctor maybe there's a cognitive problem going on.
slackerjoe 22
Maybe his job makes him so tired that it is hard to remember much about anything after he gets off work. I only say this because that is how I am. The way that I fixed it was to take half a vitamin in the morning, the other half at lunch, and then....da duh dun, a key ring near the door. As soon as I go in the house, the keys go on it. I hope that helps!
Saraj07 18
Honestly it sounds like your husband has severe ADD. I have ADHD myself and have done things like that. Not to that extreme. But I can relate. Have him talk to his doctor. Maybe get a proper diagnosis. Maybe get him on some meds. ADD/ADHD meds work wonders.
Randirae01 2
"He's going to be the father of my future children." He doesn't have to be!
wobbly1 16
Run, Forest, Run!!!
amanda182 19
I don't even understand how you forget you put your keys in water and then freeze them...
danimal_crackerz 26
Sounds like dementia to me
kalbrek009 20
How does a person freeze multiple keys in one ice cube? And just as important, why would he have the keys in his hand (in the freezer) while putting the cube tray in there? Even one regular key by itself (as far as I'm aware) won't fit in a single cube area of a tray...unless you have a special tray that makes 2"x4" ice cubes..lol
JKPwnage 27
Tie your tubes and don't tell him
siggy_mcsigx 22
He could be developing Alzheimer's early.