Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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ShadoeAcurus 16
That is... Kinda impressive actually...
Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.
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Comments (107)
AntisocialLife 6
This is on here twice on my screen.
ohSNAPyall 27
How did y'all manage to find them?
shanannygians07 28
What made you think, "oh the keys must be in the ice tray"
doodman286 4
Not to be a Debbie-downer but depending on how old your husband is, I think that losing things in odd places is an early sign of Alzheimer's disease... Or he's just talented and losing stuff
fallen_dragonkin 12
Buy key finders, they work up to 40 metres, through walls. They flash light and beep loudly if you press a button on the remote.
verysmarmy 11
Today, I went on FML, only to discover that for some reason there were two identical posts. FML
CuteKoalaGirl 18
Ahhh.... I... Nope, couldn't breed with that kind of person.
amarie2009 22
If your smart he wil NOT be the father of your future children
Clawsified 6
As many have already stated, this is an early sign of Alzheimer's. It's rare, but there have been cases of Alzheimer's in people in their 30s. There's no way somebody can put their keys in an icecube tray, pour water into it, then freeze it, without realizing that they're freezing their keys. That is a huge red flag for mental problems.
Colon_Man 17
My ex wife is stellar at this game. Only, with credit and debit cards. I found them in the crack of the seat, laying in the driveway, on the floor of the grocery store, in the hands of a helpful, nice old lady, in the hands of a stupid little punk who figured "finders keepers" (until I threatened to pull his face off and use it to wash my car)...