Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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Top comments
ShadoeAcurus 16
That is... Kinda impressive actually...
Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.
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Comments (107)
fsomelife 26
Airhead move, sure, but is it really significant enough to consider him a bad choice for a father for your kids? Just because he misplaces his keys doesn't mean he's stupid, irresponsible, uncaring or won't be able to be a good dad. Everyone has their moments, even if they happen over and over.
thejonac 21
you can now say you have a special, one of a kind soulmate :) it's really cute tbh
Glasshoney 9
Not to scare you but sounds the a sign of early onset Alzheimer's. Not joking here.
baba01_fml 17
Sounds like you're disappointed in yourself to keep having sex with someone you think is stupid
youdontcontrolme 17
Approved twice nice!
Mossygirl357 12
That's nothing. It could be worse but misplacing his keys doesn't mean he's not going to be a good dad.
JayVicious 20
might be a bad choice to drive to the hospital when she goes in labor.
bsums203 13
He needs to see a doctor. That level of forgetfulness is very concerning and not normal.
vikky538 29
key finder alarms...best for your situation...
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Well, at least your kids will be cryogenically frozen and won't age
mike3775 39
Wow that future is on solid ground. Such caring and understanding on exhibit.