Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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ShadoeAcurus 16
That is... Kinda impressive actually...
Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.
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Comments (107)
SideOfTheAngels 23
This is when you start to question if he's either doing this on purpose, or maybe has another issue going on. Hopefully he's just a really - strangely - forgetful person.
HelenLFC 27
He could have some kind of disease. Hypothyroidism, or even Alzheimer's. I'd go to a doctor!
earljonez 22
Sounds like your husband and I have a lot in common. We should get to know each other and chill sometime.....
mct_1087 27
For ***** sake.
1dvs_bstd 41
Have anyone ever had money on their hand and just absent mindedly thrown it away? Worse things have happened OP, doesn't mean he's gonna be a terrible dad.
FemskyD 26
O dear..
jadeleepenguin 29
That must be a pretty big ice cube to fit keys inside.
False_Stupidity 42
That was my first thought too, how big are these ice cubes?
0h_Boy 26
At least that's all he lost
tukies 28
Maybe it's time to get a hook or a bowl that goes right by the door. I use to lose my keys all the time too, but now that I have an exact place to put them it makes it easier. By lose them I mean one time I found them behind the milk in the fridge. There is hope for him.
bronxiecat777 14
Lost his keys again
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I would laugh, except I've lost count of the times I've walked back to the couch with a jug in my hand and the remote in the refrigerator.
Helldemon 32
I'm still trying to figure out how that happens. Everyone has probably done what you have with objects, I know I have. Even sitting things down in odd places but how a ice cube tray. If it was frozen in a cube then he must have filled it up, meaning he was focused on it, why would he have ever sat keys in/on it.