Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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Top comments
m1e0l 12
it takes one to know one
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche. Hope you dump him.
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Comments (63)
Miss_Whipped 43
So is five years of adultery.
sjimpleton 18
divorce him and take all his stuff
Witchylady 18
Dump his ass. He is a cheating pig.
Grimnirwher9 21
Time to rid yourself of one cheating husband.
Emz1307 8
What an aHole!
Geckosrock99 33
What's the point of getting married if you're just going to cheat?
cappellaaa 23
What a ******* scumbag. Hope you left him!
juliaafaulkner 15
Who hit the deserve button? Like come on people
Emily282828 2
Gotta watch out for the overly suspicious ones:/ That's rough
loonygooon 2
You should never pull over to help someone thats so dangerous. Like unless you were prepared..
Altrnate_Reality 14
I'm pretty sure you got the fmls mixed up. I don't know though. Just an observation..