Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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m1e0l 12
it takes one to know one
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche. Hope you dump him.
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am_bugg 20
How do you spy on someone for years and see nothing but continue to spy.. I would think after not seeing anything for a week or two it would be pointless after that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sometimes those that are suspicious of something are in fact the guilty party. Sorry, OP.
ashleysteele 21
This actually just happened to my brother, except his now ex wife gave him sleeping pills to go through his phone. Purely so she could say he drove her to another man by cheating on her. He was never cheating in the first place
91hayek 31
She drugged him? Wow, he's better off without her, regardless of whether or not she cheated. She could have killed him with the pills by accident, or eventually later on, on purpose. It's a small step away. Psycho lady.
ashleysteele 21
She gave him high doses of a sleeping pill. She was dumb enough to look up symptoms on his phone, for what would happen with mixing with either alcohol and adderall. Ignored them and still did it. He'd wake up with welts and rashes all over. He went to the doctor and he immediately knew what was causing it. She also stopped her birth control without telling so she could get pregnant and basically make him stay with her.
Xandrick 22
Welp, time for a divorce.
jasonswife423 18
Wow...just wow
Niedermayer_20 12
She never said she wasn't cheating!
mbethel 14
o damn
ZorroRooster 19
What an asshat. I'd say dump him like a bad habit, but you've been married awhile. If you think you can work through it, try. Otherwise ditch the a-hole.
91hayek 31
Apparently "He who smelt it dealt it" is a good rule of thumb for people who accuse others of things.
5secondsofvvifi 21
You didn't notice suspicious behavior or him spying for five whole years? You must be really trusting, or he's amazing at hiding things.
blackonblight 33
If he hired someone to do the spying while he did the cheating....