Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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Top comments
m1e0l 12
it takes one to know one
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche. Hope you dump him.
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Comments (63)
fallenkilljoy 13
He's a bad potato
daisylokes 16
what a rotten apple
newburton13 26
When does this guy sleep? An affair AND spying on his wife?
NickEd 11
did you get rid of him?
Jennandco 25
That's really sad, I'm sorry you have such a shit husband, OP
munchly 17
Yeah most people who vest assume the other is doing it as well... Usually to help with guilt
theTravinator 21
It seems like people who are super accusatory of cheating end up being the cheaters themselves. What a strange world we live in
aylind 18
I feel such anger for you op. I'm sorry you ended up marrying a pathetic excuse for a human being. Divorce his ass and don't let him get anything when they ask about splitting the assets. He deserves nothing, except a knee to the crotch.
blostrich_ 19
He's being a hypocrite. He shouldn't have done that in the first place. I'm so sorry OP.
EarlFug 19
I'm sorry. Not shocked, but I'm sorry.
Exaspera 55
I'm speechless!