Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had barfed all over my laptop's keyboard and screen, filling each nook and cranny of the stuff. As if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to make coffee to deal with the stress, I found that I was out of coffee. FML
Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
Today, I was setting up my keyboard when the stand came loose. The keyboard started to fall, so I tried to save it, held it up in the air, and ended up falling off the stool onto the floor. I’ll feel that tomorrow, but at least the keyboard survived. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I tried to clean my keyboard by turning it upside down and shaking it. Something important apparently fell out, because now the “E” key only works if I smack it hard enough to look like I’m typing angry emails. My coworkers are concerned. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
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Top comments
justi4541 3
I've heard of Sticky Keys, but this one takes the cake.
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
Lick it off? :3
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2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
Lick it off? :3
beeferjay 34
that's what she told me.....
fmlperson8264 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It looks like you're in a sticky situation!
higgysaurus 18
While this seems like one of the better scenarios to use this joke, at this point its just batter to not use it at all.
MrSassypants 34
I guess you'll be using sticky keys from now on.
sweetbliss3 37
OP could pop the keys off and clean them off and then they won't be a sticky anymore.
Beeboopbeep 9
It's a joke, as in pressing shift 5 times.
justi4541 3
I've heard of Sticky Keys, but this one takes the cake.
rockwrench 18
Nice!
Murilirum 23
Do you want some wine to go with all this cheese.
pauliegon 18
I think you just won FML
CaptainSmith28 19
Screenshot for the record books: "Best Pun in Recent FML History"
Lalala579121 28
"and he probably ate it too." "Shut up, Jaden. You're not funny."
kerorocks 12
You can buy replacement keyboards for laptops. Pretty easy to install.
tehwolfling 13
You can always replace the keyboard on your laptop, I've had to do that when I spilled a glass of milk on mine. A quick Google search of the model number and keyboard replacement should get you set in the right direction. Good luck!
syki 22
That's what you get for balancing bottles on your head, cat.
CliffyB03 28
It's simple. Just soak the laptop in lukewarm water for about an hour, and by then the frosting would become easily removable with just a wipe of a towel. -side note- you will need to get a new laptop after this.
MrSassypants 34
It's like that time I had a stain on my shirt, and I used acid to get it out. Then I got a new shirt. It's a win-win. New shirt, no stain.
Mike592 18
If they took the battery out and left it dry throughly afterwards this would work fine. The only reason electronics break from water is from short circuiting, which doesn't happen when there is no electricity in the computer.
lexred 30
Anyone said sticky keys yet? :3
UnluckyLatina 22
Yes
sa5v 21
What caused the situation for you to be holding a cake over your keyboard op? Anyway, I hope you can clean it all out! Good luck
ckerane 16
lick it :P
toastbrot 9
if it was a macbook, you suddenly would have had apple pie.