Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
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notsoanonymous3 20
Use his to clean the floor and ask him "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush to clean the floor, are you?
MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing that because this FML was posted you are one of those people.
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Comments (61)
JohnnyWake0 13
That is a crime punishable by death
DoomSkuller 28
"one of those people" being the majority in this case... your housemate is a slob
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
Soak your toothbrush in vinegar and put it back when he's not looking.
OptimusSlime 23
Tell him no and then Use that toothbrush to clean the toilet and hide a new one for now on.
Badkarma4u 17
Don't be mean to the guy just explain to him how bad it is. Some people just don't know the simplest things.
carmaisabitch 20
Ever sick!!!!!
Witchylady 18
Some people are so rude and lack manners. I would have slapped the brush out of his mouth. And then slapped him again for taking something without asking first.
Squeeeez 2
"nah, sure it's no problem... have fun with the herpes."
Tannasgh 22
Tomorrow...walk out with his/her hairbrush between your ass cheeks and say, "You're not one of those people who minds if someone else uses your hairbrush are you?"
Xion0014 20
Use his towel to wipe next time and ask if he doesn't mind saving money on toilet paper!