Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
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notsoanonymous3 20
Use his to clean the floor and ask him "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush to clean the floor, are you?
MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing that because this FML was posted you are one of those people.
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Comments (61)
MonstreBelle 29
I had a roommate who would use my toothbrush even though he had his own. His excuse was that when he was drunk he sometimes used my toothbrush by mistake. I told him it wasn't okay to use mine and got a new toothbrush that I kept in my room. Sure enough, I caught him a couple days later using my old one, so I told him since I had to get a new one anyway I had recycled that one and used it to scrub the carpet after my puppy I was house breaking had an accident and pissed on the floor. Funny how after that he always managed to use his toothbrush no matter how drunk he was.
raaron773 19
Disgusting...
pedinhuh 23
That roomate again? Jesus I feel sorry for you having to endure this guy...
WellGroomed 4
This is just the tip of the iceberg with this guy
Muerteds 18
"Those are for teeth? No problem, bruh. My minty-fresh asshole doesn't mind."
sjewel 9
should of punched him and said "you're not one of those people above violence are you?"
Mooglefox 24
I would have said,"I don't mind, as long as u don't mind using one that has been in a mouth with herpes sores."
Richard6036 13
Sounds like a lack of respect, let's not forget about manners, it sounds as if he is use to taking advantage of others.
MenAreFromVegas 5
"One of those people."? So, everyone who has any knowledge of germs and how they're spread?
deathshead 19
isnt that just about everyone?
CosmicGenius 10
Commence the firm back hand