Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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Top comments
Awkward_Science 2
They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.
soccergurrll 8
FYL, OP when a thief doesn't even want your stuff
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Comments (136)
MyWorldAway 0
At least you.own your stuff what pathetic loosens. They deserve jail
Luunatic 13
You're probably just good at hiding stuff!
agentz90 4
I think it's time to get better stuff, lol
13jakeborelli 0
I don't know what's worse that your house got Brocken into or the didn't think anything was worth taking.
Sicilysstallion 2
Buy nicer things , and the burglars will come ....
rampersaud 10
I just moved in. thats why i didnt have much good stuff
Wareve 1
Chances are he put his hand on the note. If he wasn't gloved, then he likely stuck his fingerprints on it. Assuming he has been arrested before (Which I would guess he has if he is that sloppy) he is in the system already. If the cops run his finger prints through the system, they will probably find your robber. That is, assuming you kept the note.
Special_Psycho 8
Maybe the theif was looking for something specific. Coulda been worse too, you coulda lost all you got.
shannonshann06 6
hey, nothing missing right? that's a good thing! be happy that they thought your stuff was crap. if it was not, everything would be gone. cheer up.
Motafota 14
You know you hit rock bottom when even a thief doesn't want to steal from you.