Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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Awkward_Science 2
They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.
soccergurrll 8
FYL, OP when a thief doesn't even want your stuff
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Comments (136)
BenTaz 7
Sorry you got broken into OP, but that note is awesome !!!
Loboman 6
Call the cops. They left evidence.
N1GHTS 12
At least they didn't steal anything!
Dogluvr1197 30
At least nothing was stolen!
kimg0885 23
Damn op that's how I feel, I have only two cool things my iPad and my tv. And my tv is like 3 years old already. I think the robber would probably leave Me money if they saw all the bills on my table. Sucks you had to clean up that mess but at least they didn't take the little crap you do have!
Sammislife 5
Well you should get some better things to make people want to steal from you. Sorry to hear that happened.
KiwiiLemon 5
you should be happy they didnt take anything, maybe its not worth anything to them but its worth everything to you
DuRpY 5
This person clearly knows which their/they're/there to use. By rule of deduction, this narrows down the list to a quarter of any group of suspects you might have in mind - unless this group inexplicably consists entirely of English majors...then you're ******. Elementary, my dear Watson.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
I meant to click thumbs up, but accidentally clicked down. Have a cookie and a Sam Adams, on me. Epic comment.
DuRpY 5
Went to the bar, asked for a cookie and a bottle of S.A. Told the bartender it was on you. It didn't fly. **** you.
awkslyfe 4
I don't think this should be an FML, nothing got stolen! Now go out and celebrate by buying not shitty stuff for your house.
wallstreet015 0
you should of at least gave them a ******* as a parting gift, geez how inconsiderate of you