Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Awkward_Science 2
They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.
soccergurrll 8
FYL, OP when a thief doesn't even want your stuff
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Comments (136)
Prettybaux 6
Well they didn't find your computer :D
linkinpark98 24
Hey, shitty stuff is better than no stuff, am I right?
marshmelo17 5
Why is this an FML... You'd think OP would be ecstatic that none of his stuff was stolen.
bobplayshockey 0
When a thief says you have shitty stuff, I think its time to go shopping for new furniture...
sougstad 7
How to thwart a burglar 101-have nothing to steal
skyeyez9 25
That sucks. Check out websites on how to make it more difficult for people to break into your home. If it isn't easy to break in within a quick amount of time, they usually give up and hit another home.
skyeyez9 25
Some of the tips are not expensive either. Getting stronger and longer screws in your door, longer strike plates, plant thorn bushes under 1st floor windows, the clear laminate to place over your windows to make it more difficult to Bust it....etc Doesnt matter if thugs think your stuff has no value, your peace of mind has value and you want to feel safe in your own home.
Dallasluver19 14
Atleast they didn't take anything.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
One man's treasure is another man's trash...
BiaBauer 29
At least they didn't stole anything. :D
ebonyirony 29
I think they took your grammar.
katiekatlovesu 5
He must be richer than you, OP. Aww, I'm kidding. I know you've hidden all good things away from the burglars.