Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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Top comments
Awkward_Science 2
They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.
soccergurrll 8
FYL, OP when a thief doesn't even want your stuff
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Comments (136)
DontWalkAway 8
Hey, at least you've still got all your stuff. Maybe it's shitty to them, but not to you.
crowland0 0
Good thing u have sh*tty stuff. :)
shakespearelove 6
in a way, isn't that sort of a good thing? like, it sucks that your house got broken into OP, but if one thief says you don't have good stuff, that could go round the criminal grape vine, then you will never get your house broken into again. so wouldn't it sort of be a good thing that he said that? it's not really an FML.
heartgrenade1 5
Wow what a bizarre way to kick you while you're down
Jasonf6 0
Even crackhead losers have standards it seems.
MetallicaFTW 16
LOL! Al least you got lucky OP. Maybe you could save up and buy nicer stuff that could actually be stolen next time. :)
jesustitts 20
Get better stuff.
imaskieratheart 1
Look on the bright side at least they didn't steel anything.
BradTheBrony 19
Yeah wouldn't that be "IRON"ic? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lrn 2 spel kthxbai
blinkingstarlet 15
#125 LMAO
KiddNYC1O 22
Forget locking your doors!
worldclassrager 41
well the plus side is they didn't take anything...