Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
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Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
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Welshite 40
Blasphemy! You forgot the cocoa-puffs.
DocBastard 40
What the hell is wrong with you? You consider THAT food? How could you possibly live on that crap? You clearly forgot the Oreos and beer.
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Comments (151)
killerclowns 8
Buy something else then
ElizabethNL93 20
That was my thought. OP, if this is an FML because you dislike your food choices, then take some initiative and buy healthier items.
riashah 14
A women needs what a woman needs :D
KushCrushin89 10
You do realize you used both the plural and singular forms of "woman" to describe the same person, in the same sentence? SMH
riashah 14
Yes I do realise it. It's a typo error which I can't edit.
tranced_ 45
no Oreos? there's no hope for humanity!
SMHsohard 22
Hey I'm a 57 year old professional and, while those aren't the only items I get while grocery shopping, at this moment I have a box of PopTarts, a box of Fruit Loops and a few boxes of MacNCheese in the cupboard. Comfort food is comfort food. Oh, and Ramen. Never outgrew that one.
MichellinMan 20
And they come with FREE OBESITY!
Soundslikeothers 15
"Cooking"
MrE187 12
I see no problem here.
XoAlexxxoX 5
That's okay though!! All that stuff is the shit!!! Lol what I wouldn't do for some lucky charms right now
xxrogerthatxx 19
Not gonna get no man either if you don't start changing up!
Welshite 40
*rolls eyes*
xxrogerthatxx 19
Lol, your body is a temple, treat it as such. no man wants to live with that petty shit! I want some ****** chicken & rice got dammit
dawnimus 21
My man seems pretty happy with me just the way I am. Kinda glad I'm not with someone who judges me on what I eat.
bobo_the_bear 5
So make some chicken and rice #25. No one is stopping you.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Yes, I believe your body is a temple. Mines a ******* roller coaster. They'll have more fun riding me than exploring you! Haha.. Ah, even though OP enjoys her sweets it doesn't mean she doesn't care about her body. I eat whatever I damn well please and I'm still in shape.
xxrogerthatxx 19
If she wanted to snack, and grabbed that to eat at the moment, it's ok. If she is GROCERY shopping like a grown ADULT should be, then she needs to watch what she puts in her body. Unless she is poor, ain't no excuse for it
xxrogerthatxx 19
If yo man eatin pop tarts and noodles sumthin wrong! And it better be finances
TwistedCherub1 15
I cook nearly every day, breakfast and dinner. When I'm working or asleep and my husband is hungry he eats cereal, pop tarts, our ramen. Same goes for when I eat alone. Sometimes we do because neither of us feels like cooking. There's nothing wrong with that. He likes those things.
JMichael 26
I'm so disappointed in you OP...you forgot the Oreos.