Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
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Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML
Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Blasphemy! You forgot the cocoa-puffs.
DocBastard 40
What the hell is wrong with you? You consider THAT food? How could you possibly live on that crap? You clearly forgot the Oreos and beer.
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eatenByZombies 1
Out of all that, my parents only bought me easy Mac and pop tarts they were the healthy kind of pop tarts. I have never ever had a Twinkie
KayleeFrye 39
I'm 30, and my list is the same! I currently have Pop Tarts, Kraft Mac & Cheese, Lucky Charms, and Kool-Aid in my apartment. (I also have milk, fruit, chicken, and veggies on hand, but that's a whole other thing.) No harm in the occasional indulgence in a childhood favorite or good, old fashioned convenience food!
natywantspeace 7
Time to change that
513cletus 11
Uhhh ohhh spaghetti O's
dexasterous 17
this is for all you girls about 25 in little apartments just trying to survive. living on dreams and spaghetti-ohs wondering where your life is gonna go. ~martina mcbride~
Breegotcake 14
I don't see nothing wrong with that; when I was in college I lived off chef boyardee & a bunch of snacks even tho a refrigerator full of food.
aaron123111 11
I want to try a Twinkie to see what all the fuss is about. We don't have them in England :(
mattrd_fml 31
You're the one buying that shit. YDI
kiaora_fml 11
OP you are never too old to enjoy that stuff, ENJOY! I'm 31 and still think that stuff tastes awesome, except I have kids and use the kids as an excuse :P hell, I still love sherbert/wizz fizz.
tanno55 3
You lied there is no more twinkies!