Today, my ex stuck it in the wrong hole because he couldn’t find the right one, then he sucked my toes. I'm never going near another man again after that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Today, after a guy I really liked and we decided to have sex, and he gagged and told me I stank when he got 'down there', I broke up with him, badly, but it's now a week later and I’m in hospital with a severe infection down there. He was right, and now he won’t take me back. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Pro tip: If your man sticks it in your ass because he can't find your ******, stop ******* Mr. Magoo. And if you don't like foot fetishists, don't date Quentin Tarantino.
cuz803 46
Or.....find a man that knows what he's doing...the choice is yours
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cuz803 46
Or.....find a man that knows what he's doing...the choice is yours
Charlie Given 28
Everyone has at least one horrible sexual experience story, don't let that ruin what can be a wonderful time. Just find somebody who's sexually mature enough or doesn't have any weird kinks that you don't like.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Pro tip: If your man sticks it in your ass because he can't find your ******, stop ******* Mr. Magoo. And if you don't like foot fetishists, don't date Quentin Tarantino.
Chazzster 32
Somehow I doubt it was an accident… Not all men are ass holes.