Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)
Donthavekids 0
Is your cat a tiger?
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Comments (89)
Armin_fml 0
Everyone will thinks it's funny :D Except for you :)
Josato 0
My cat would do this free of charge. Your friends are legends.
KumoFF7 3
YDI for throwing medicine balls at children.
AgentGreenEyes 4
yeah they'll find it funny....later... much later... I did after my younger brother did the same thing...
ASVLN 0
Well revenge is ALWAYS an option. hahaha
rick_james_b17ch 0
In terms of revenge the OP is from South Africa, from what I gather it's a country with lions and leopards, just wanted to point that out.
birds_fml 7
No, it's not funny. I'd say that as revenge, you should throw your cat in when THEY'RE taking a shower, but that's mean to the cat and the cat didn't do anything to deserve it. Maybe you can hide a dead fish under their mattress or something.
lolbulla 0
what a *****
ilovefatcats 12
poor cat! I love cats!
Donthavekids 0
Is your cat a tiger?
kyle4321 0
THERE'S A ******* TIGER IN THE BATHROOM!
ReasonsToFly 0
PAGING DOCTOR ******. DOCTOR ******?
rokitpop 0
win.
i_love_life_ 0
"Ritard... Rihtaaarrrd"
ohnoyouDINT 0
they were all oh so right.
BeginnersLove 0
1.) That SUCKS.! >.< 2.) I hate cats. 3.) You have horrible room mates. 4.) Get sweet revenge. xD
nukeacat 9
Get revenge: lawsuit
xpxp2002 4
+1 Internets for you. This may be the most interesting FML I've read in the past month.
Chuffy 0
That's funny as hell! FYCL, though, poor thing.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Poor cat, it must have royally sucked for him/her also. D: Your friends are douches.
TheATeam 0
A house cat giving a cut that bad? I know cats can give some mean cuts but damn
lessthanbee 0
theAteam, look up some pix of people that have gotten attacked by house-cats on google images. it is not pretty. i know i saw one such incident on one of those silly "when good pets go bad" shows a few years back. it was effin brutal.
blackdog218 0
I have 2 scars because I was a bit too rough with my cat while playing with her... and if the cat isn't declawed then it's really easy for cats to cause some serious damage.
xxchilloutxx 0
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out how horrible de-clawing your cat is!!! It just shouldn't be an option! Either have a cat, claws and all, or live without a cat! de-clawing is just like ripping your fingernails off! Go research it :/ Also, FYL OP, ouch!! :P
SunshinePants 0
RE: #52: I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that we don't care.
xxchilloutxx 0
#59 actually, a number of people DO care, as they have pointed out the same thing as me in later comments :)
Einstein714 0
poor cat, f his life for living with cruel roommates also I'd open a can of Whoopass on them
mello_love 0
I don't think that's funny at all, especially since it resulted in you getting stitches.