JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
SonOfACatKiller
Juno, United States
Alas, poor Tiddles
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
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emba_fml 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
Musicholic_asey 1
I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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Comments (221)
firemedic919 0
its always a good day to put a cat in a dryer
SoSickWithIt 14
She probably just set it to fluff because the kitty was looking a bit depressed.
HannahMarshall 6
This reminds me of The Roommate.
alexup24 13
poor cat must have some serious trauma
Pelreskovich 11
Nothing like a warm blow dried pussy!
j_cat187 20
I hate dry pussy.
GoW_Chick 15
"Today, I was sleeping in a basket of clean cloths when all of a sudden I was grabbed then shoved into a dark, cramped space, which then started to heat up and spin. The dog still hasn't stopped laughing. FML"
uhmkeil 6
This honestly made my day.
suoerkewl 15
Mine too. Being put in a dryer isn't even that bad. Unless it goes through the whole cycle.
IscoreOnU 19
**** cats my hand hurts. They deserve to be put in the dryer. They attack you for no reason
silentbutfunny 0
Im sure they hate you too
Hunterx700 17
no animal attacks for 'no reason'. lions: hunger, protecting a pride, territory. wild dogs: hunger, territory. cats: playfulness, if they're wild then hunger or territory or protecting a mate and kits
perdix 31
The cat will run around like a hamster on a wheel while getting a nice blow dry. It's like combining a trip to the gym and the salon in one. They should make a dryer big enough for busy people!
emba_fml 13
That is a terrible idea
lrgenesis 19
161- you're such an idiot.. He was kidding
emba_fml 13
I understand that
French_Toast_fml 3
What next? Does the dog have his turn in the dishwasher?