JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
SonOfACatKiller
Juno, United States
Alas, poor Tiddles
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
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emba_fml 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
Musicholic_asey 1
I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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Comments (221)
bizarre_ftw 22
Grandma's gone senile, deaf, and blind? Time for a home!
musicluvr2000 11
At least you got a clean cat now...
sammiebug 0
Put her in a ............ Nursing home!
itsmeandisaidfml 0
Wow that must of sucked
RomoniReed 6
Was the cat ok?
kei1108 13
That's terrible. Poor cat. Imagine how horrified you'd be if you were put into a machine that you don't know, spun around and shot at with scalding hot air... So sad for your cat... FYL, too.
Honda288 2
Aww, that old bitty could have killed the cat. Find a kiln and stick her in it, maybe it will help get rid of the wrinkles.
isis_morrigan 18
I'm gonna take a wild guess that this didn't end like on the old cartoons, where the cat floats out of the dryer looking like the head of a dandelion...a side note, I have a friend who accidently did this when her cat jumped into the dryer after she opened it, unfortunately for both, the clothes weren't dry, and she was walking out the door, so she wasn't aware of the ungodly "thump, MEOOOOWWW, thunk, MEOOOWWW"
pikachukillz 5
Why are people voting that you deserve this? :( assholes
Hunterx700 17
reason 1: AMG I MIGHT GET THE FIRST YDI IF I CLICK IT NAO! *click click click* reason 2: lol YDI for having a cat reason 3: YDI for living with your grandma shall i go proceed?
zebralover23 14
Aww. Put her in the dryer to see how it feels.