JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
SonOfACatKiller
Juno, United States
Alas, poor Tiddles
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
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emba_fml 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
Musicholic_asey 1
I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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Comments (221)
Awsumuzzie 12
Be thankful it wasn't a microwave.
LeapOfFaith 8
You do know how hard it is to get a cat to take a bath, right? This is kinda the only way.. The next time your grandma needs a bath, tell her to take the dryer for a spin.
suoerkewl 15
I don't see the problem. You got rid of your cat! Be happy.
muffinXmonster 12
Did she at least wash it first?
thelightforest 4
Nothing has ever happened less than this has happened.
Supahnova 14
Oh, dear. Think of the lint. You'll never get it out. ...I mean, poor cat.
Skymone 6
Bah, how disappointing. I read through all the comments, still don't know if the cat is ok :( It's what makes or breaks this fml - if the cat died, I would be too sad to even want to post it on fml, if it survived and is fine, this is hilarious.
GoW_Chick 15
I doubt someone would write an FML about their dead cat, I'm sure it's just fine, just a little statically charged which it can use to zap the old lady for oh so sweet revenge.
br0ccoli 15
I think your grandma might be a part-time euthanasia service. It's unconventional but times are tough and pets are pricey...
phoenixfire91 2
Did the cat die? O.o
STXman1989 2
Mine did that too!