JeffeeBojangles
United States
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
SonOfACatKiller
Juno, United States
Alas, poor Tiddles
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
nocatlover
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
benji
United States
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
catpeecathy
United States
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
He got a lot of treats for that
United States
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
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emba_fml 13
Put her in the dryer. I:
Musicholic_asey 1
I thought old ladies were supposed to like cats?
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Comments (221)
JoeLouisBomber 9
Its time to take grandma to get dry cleaned again.... You know to wakeher
zingline89 18
She was jealous cuz she can no longer get a wet pussy
reenkaur 7
epic! lol
Caramelli 0
HAHA, that's fun! :D
SexyQueen0905 24
OP, my dad did that when he was little with two cats! Are they ok? Oh and 20, that is solid.
rubberduckie94 13
If your cat is not named fluffy it should be now
DocBastard 40
Obviously she thought the cat just needed a good fluffing. As long as she uses the "low heat" setting, the cat gets a fun ride, and her fur will be soft and fluffy! Everyone wins. EDIT: Wow...amazing how many people can have similar ideas as you're typing a comment. *sets reminder to type faster*
micahsmommy 13
Lol how many comments in a row now are about the cat being fluffy? Apparently I type too slow too.
micahsmommy 13
Fluffy!
rubberduckie94 13
There did seem to be a rash of them all in a row. I was surprised nobody made the comment sooner because it was the first thing I thought of when I read it.
Kurliez408 32
I laughed more than I should've. i have a beautiful spoiled cat, and the image of her coming out of the dryer as a fluffball is funny xD hope the cat really is okay though
SuddsTv 6
is he/she ok?!?!?!?!
darkmis1 18
Please tell me the kitty is okay.
AllSoul 23
The kitty is ok.
silentbutfunny 0
This girl at my school did this on accident. It went thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump and died :/
GracesDelirium 9
That's slightly disturbing. *thump*
ProhibitionRose 14
When my cat was a kitten she crawled into the dryer while we weren't looking and took a little ride. We caught it immediately however and she was just fine. Named her Maytag >.
beerankin 0
Is your cat ok?!
Kukurugya 11
My sister put me the dryer once while I was a kid. It's pretty fun for the first two mins than it just gets hot and you're left screaming for help. True story
drawmesunshine 17
My sister went to school with a girl who put her infant brother in the dryer because he wouldn't stop crying. He ended up with severe brain damage. I don't know what happened to her, but I hope she found her way under a bus.
silentbutfunny 0
79 how old was the sister?
bizarre_ftw 22
Old enough to be sadistic, young enough to not realize getting rid of the body is important (or that the parents would notice a missing baby)
drawmesunshine 17
101, I think she was around 12. It happen a long time ago.
silentbutfunny 0
:( yea, a bus would be a good place to curl up under. On a side note, i remember this kid who was outside playing with his/her new puppy and it got wet. Put it in the microwave to dry it off. Damn thing exploded or something