Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML
Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
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FML_allthetime 0
hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...
Recon_fml 0
This was a much needed laugh for the day Thanks! My wife and I do it doggy style all the time. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead. :P
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Comments (88)
FML_allthetime 0
hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...
metsrule64 0
hahaha great FML
Mruch 2
this is hilarious
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol kids say the funniest stuff! when I was little we would call them under-ducks.....
XxTHOMAS6xX 0
every child that had a swing knows exatly what the under doggie is :)
KingDingALing 9
duck style?
loganm22 0
HAHA!!!
terranada 3
hey it could be worse....u could be a guy lol
MiGman 5
75 yeah under ducks because you pretty much have to duck so you don't get completely decked by whoever is in the swing
KingreX32 21
when i was a kid at my school we called em under dogs.
sarsuela 29
I had to Google and watch a Youtube video to understand what this is. I've been swinging my whole life.
finn_fml 0
I wouldn't be too concerned, I'm sure the other parents in the park understood... kids say stuff like that all the time.
vitaminsandminer 0
hahahaha woww, i remember doing under doggies when i was young, too bad that happened in public soo awkward
Cassy_fml 0
Ouch. That's an FYI alright. So cute and horrifying at the same time!
maconmann 0
your daughters pimpin.
itman3456 0
lol
snakeye_fml 0
that is hilarious. i'm not saying you deserve it, but its still hilarious. try thinking of a different name
may_cause_fail 0
XD That is hilarious. Not an FML though. :]
dammn 0
LMFAOOOO , i agree with #2 its not that bad . its funny :P
neonoodle 0
Kids say the darnedest things.
jake_fml 0
haha i did that when i was younger, my parents now tell that story to all their friends my friends and famly members that will listen