Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML
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Top comments
geekbuscus 19
Sounds like he's got asshole problems.
trellz17 19
Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!
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Comments (113)
geekbuscus 19
Sounds like he's got asshole problems.
Rinat_fml 26
Next time he wants sex, don't give it to him ;)
Onyxdragon 9
you could say sleeping on the couch issues
Sandman366 6
Thought it was ex-husband problems. (Or at least "husband with a bruised face because his wife is a pro slapper" problems.)
Jared900DUmpling 30
Use your finger.
vikky538 29
finger always helps...
chrisstachon 30
That's what she said?...
Ravike 17
You better have a finger which is longer than a spoon then, fingers help with corners where the spoon doesn't fit true, but this is different.
whenitdidhappen 14
i think you misunderstood the pun
T_Young96 13
Fat girl solutions ?
trellz17 19
Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Agreeeeeed! Fudge is the shit!
ShadowlessSpear 21
Quite literally.
ileenefudge 29
Somebody call my name? :D
ShowMeKay 20
#36 - Lol not literal at all actually. That would be like saying, "I'm eating a hot shit sundae right now." Unless that's how you meant it. Which disturbs me more.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Ok so I made a bad joke. Not sure how that makes me an idiot. And if it really bothers you, I'll buy you a hot fudge sundae, and have "Sorry" in cream on the top.
zoeconner 11
Sounds like judgy husband problems to me.... Damn, she just wanted the fudge.
courtjester86 8
Time for intervention! Use this time wisely to talk to him what could make a better marriage for you all or this will only get worse.
foxwasalamb 24
over fudge? damn.
Nymeria_fml 25
Fudge is obviously a big deal for people.
YepThatsMeee 23
Intervention? If my wife was overweight I would intervene to get her to stay away from those hot fudge sundaes. Ok, some people can't help being fat but anyone can stop eating sugary junk food topped with more sugar. And now let the downvoting begin...
Omegapi197 12
I can't down vote your comment with out knowing if you would be supportive or a a#@ if she gained weight.
marleypuckpuck 22
I mean the fudge is the best part...
patd77 12
Sounds like he is right
Garrett2818 21
Imma skip the whole pot and kettle thing and just say your a dick.
Khaleesi_26 30
And how do you know without seeing OP? And your comment suggests everyone is fat because anyone could have trouble getting the fudge.
gracehi 33
The struggle is real.
SillyBeanie 8
Maybe he was just joking around :) he could of just thought of it like oh sounds like a problem someone larger would have and not about you, it's kinda rude but it's always nice to give people the benefit of the doubt.
foxwasalamb 24
why would only larger people have this problem?
letmehavemytea 21
yeaaah I'm pretty sure that's an everybody problem. who doesn't like hot fudge?
droln4maltesers 8
Pfffffffffffff that's a problem that everyone has regardless of size!
pixiebubz 26
Could *have
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Can you say asshole? Kick him in the nuts! Sorry but fyl!
OhWhoCares 42
Bit of an over reaction here, don't ya think? Rude comments hardly warrant a kick to a sensitive area...
jellybeens_fml 16
Have you ever been kicked in the nuts #11? NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE NEEDS TO GO THROUGH THE UNBEARABLE AGONY OF GETTING HIS BALLS SMASHED. Besides, kicking your husband in the balls means killing some of your unborn children.
Ichiya 29
There are plenty of people I think need their balls smashed with a sledge hammer, but then again I believe in an eye for an eye punishment system. I respect that many dont think violence is a solution and they may be right but I do.
DArthurVaderian 18
I do too #42 but he didn't do something physical or even that mean. I think it was kinda funny. That wouldn't be an eye for an eye.