Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older sister dragged us to a restaurant that charged us $80 a piece for 8 mouthfuls of food. She does this all the time. When our youngest sister defended her, it removed all doubt that our parents still pay her bills. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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xOashleymarie 0
Bring it to the manager & get your money back.
tarabelle 7
Complain! You shouldn't have to pay for her incompetence!
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Comments (86)
baseballplaya5 7
I hope you didn't
hockey199813 5
Ok then
hockey199813 5
Haha that's the funniest thing I heard and could all of you guys rate this up? I want to have the highest rated coment! Thnks :)
Marcella1016 32
That bs happened to me at McCormick & Schmick's. I ordered I believe a NY strip steak and he brought me filet mignon. I poured this out to him but 1) I didn't want to wait another 15 minutes for a new steak while 2) watching my friend eat her steak and 3) I don't like sending food back in general. It wasn't until after we left that I noticed he'd charged me for the more expensive steak. Also repeatedly brought me dirty plates -_- This happened over 3 years ago and needless to say I haven't been back to M&S since!
Freeze_fml 17
Cool story bro.
KiddNYC1O 22
#13- That was awkwardly long. Make your own FML. Just trying to help...
ikickgingers 15
You mad bro?
KiddNYC1O 22
Come at me, bro.
christyxbee 15
How in the world is this an fml? This happens all the time to people...you just show the waitress or manager the bill and say what happened and they change it. Big deal. Some people...
hunterspicer55 0
This fml is so fake. There is no way a manager anywhere would let that happen.
Sheepiebeepie 26
Managers don't handle tabs on a daily basis, it's all through servers names and then they turn in all their slips and a check out at the end. Managers can look up a ticket later if there is a complaint.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
cool story bro..now wheres the chapter where you STFU.
MagicGiraffe 12
36, it's called the epilogue
rscanlan313 0
Damn I ment 2 thumbs up but I thumbes down by accident and I can't even change it
ohxdamnxkay02 12
#38 i don't care -_-
tjv3 10
SO WHAT, people make mistakes. you say ma'am you accidentally charged us twice . she fixes it END OF STORY!!!!!
btbamfan75 0
why are you trying to act tough over the internet? is it because youre anonamous?
syfool 4
But we're on FML, we like endless crunchy stories.
LaydiexSkull 3
"bro" should be banned from the Internet...
MagicGiraffe 12
You cared enough to comment
baseballplaya5 7
I hope you didn't
xOashleymarie 0
Bring it to the manager & get your money back.
ipodlover1995 0
I accidently the plate of food.
ipodlover1995 0
I accidently the plate of food.
ipodlover1995 0
I accidently the plate of food.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You accidentally triple posted.
ipodlover1995 0
My iPod accidently the comments. Sorry.
white16sox 19
44 you're comment doesn't make sense no matter how many times you write it. All sentences need a verb.
ipodlover1995 0
You're an idiot for not understanding my joke. I understand proper sentence stucture. Gtfo.
Mitch_Connor 11
51-Shame it wasn't even funny to begin with. You're an idiot if you honestly thought normal people would be impressed by your feeble attempt of humor.
white16sox 19
You do understand jokes should be relevant to the fml right? Because that was completely random and had nothing to do with the fml how was I supposed to take it as a joke?
CSC_fml 5
Are you planning on going on to be a RN?
_Oblivion_ 12
51- Just admit it wasnt funny, no one knew what you were trying to put out. Get over it
cocknblock 0
44- no one knows wtf ur talking about, it's not funny if it was ment to be, your too ugly to be that big of a bitch, and your too young to know proper grammatical structures
Sirin_fml 47
*you're *meant *you're *you're You also: - forgot to capitalise correctly - used comma splices - forgot to terminate your sentence with a period - forgot to upload an avatar of your own for comparison Maybe next time, my friend.
Freeze_fml 17
#74 - No one knows what the **** you're on about. It's funny even if it wasn't meant to be. You're too stupid to say appearance and bitchiness are correlations, and you're too hypocritical to criticize others on their grammatical structure.
xOashleymarie 0
#72, If you were referring to me, I want to go on & be a pediatric nurse practitioner. :)
tarabelle 7
Complain! You shouldn't have to pay for her incompetence!
a_nutritionist 10
or just point out the error like a rational person and watch as she apologises and fixes it. i dunno about you but i like not escalating trivial matters and wasting everybodys time.
GoodLookingGeese 10
Sounds like an "honest" deal ;)
MrSarcasm 4
Pity the waitress was a slippery gypsie. Charging you double, she's just asking for trouble.
orangesodaftw 0
YDI if you paid for the meal twice. She probably rang it up twice by accident, but that doesn't mean that you have to pay twice.
bubblepaarty 5
tht's true, but you can't really ring something up twice "accidentally" . o____O
free2speak 14
Yes you can. At some places once you put an order in the computer, it shows up at the cook's screen in the kitchen. Once he sends it out, he marks it complete. For it to show up again, she has put the order in the system again. The easiest way to do it is to resend the order but sounds like she is new to restuarant and didn't know how to resend the previous order or how to cancel it-- either way, it doesn't justify it and she should have asked the manager's help. Just pointing out that it could happen.
champjb 0
Bitch
Spinnmaster 1
Don't take that kind of service! You just gotta be like honey badger... Honey-badger don't care, honey badger takes that check back and complains!
mickmac 0
You're my hero
smurfsarwales 9
all the bees are stinging it! honey badger don't give a shit.
thehoneybadger 10
That's right.
mekora 6
Bit by a cobra? Honey badger don't give a shit, it gonna take a nap!
Freeze_fml 17
You're aware of the mistake. Now go fix it.
awesomeooo3 0
Then notify her of the error and she will sort it out. Simple.