Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, my idiot son has been getting his ass kicked nearly every day since he spread a rumor that he’d been sleeping with the most popular girl in school. Not only is she the wrestling coach’s daughter, her brothers are all massive jocks. Even though he apologized the beatings keep coming. FML
Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I apparently didn’t teach my son the difference between defending himself from bullies and knocking out the bully's teeth, breaking his nose, cracking his ribs, and grinding his fingers under his boot until the bone splintered. Yes, the cops are involved and my ex-wife blames me, of course. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
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cuz803 46
He got what he deserved regardless of his emotions. Teach him some manners and tell him to apologize to that girl. Teach him there's better ways to communicate your emotions and harrassment isn't one of them.
rudico67 8
Is the teacher raising your brat or are you? Well, YOU are supposed to! I'm willing to bet that the teacher did say something to both of them, but given that you apparently haven't taught your kid how to deal with ANYTHING, whatever the teacher said didn't help. Of course, kids often imitate what they see at home.
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cuz803 46
He got what he deserved regardless of his emotions. Teach him some manners and tell him to apologize to that girl. Teach him there's better ways to communicate your emotions and harrassment isn't one of them.
RichardPencil 32
At that age, he practically had sex with her. Playah!!!
lexxiasaurus 31
so you haven't taught your young man that being a bully doesn't actually get the girl, and you're wondering why the teacher didn't stick up for you? you both need to learn morals
rudico67 8
Is the teacher raising your brat or are you? Well, YOU are supposed to! I'm willing to bet that the teacher did say something to both of them, but given that you apparently haven't taught your kid how to deal with ANYTHING, whatever the teacher said didn't help. Of course, kids often imitate what they see at home.