Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
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Top comments
beckiebear 15
Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!
pistachiopanda 19
Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.
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Comments (64)
weveallbeenthere 30
nice place to party with grandma.
mcaisse77 17
Your username sounds painful..
JMichael 26
Should of loosened up and partied with grandma. Then you could of heard drunken stories of when she was a lee lass.
pepsi_ftw 13
What's with the user name?
doggy1230 5
I know, right? Is it just aimed at males in general or some particular guy who has nothing to do with this fml? Kindof disturbing either way. Just to balance things out, OP, my knife + your ******.
Blink_me26 21
Nothing wrong with hanging out with grandma :)
amb95x 17
Sounds like she invited you out of pity OP. I'm coming to party with grandma.
SS 31
FYL OP! That's a gobin situation! EDIT: Gobin is an anagram for bingo
SS 31
It's just a shame that it isn't actually a word :/
Baucis 10
Atleast she didn't start twerking...
Ihavegas 22
nana going bananas. What's she's forgotten is more than what we know about partying. I would've charged her for the ride home.
EdenCrystal 21
What kind of bingo does your granny play??