Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
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AyeTee77 18
Get revenge, steal their walkers.
MisterKnowItAll 15
Don't mess with the elderly.
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Comments (59)
MisterKnowItAll 15
Don't mess with the elderly.
psychopolarbear 28
They're about to kick it. They have nothing to lose and no reason to regret not doing something. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
bwinski 19
You have to be careful around the elderly B4 they seriously hurt you.
EvilLittleGirl 24
straight outta bingo xD
thatonlinedude 5
#54 no, just no
camilax3 15
Elderly people at its finest
kingcaper817 14
Those are some badass grandmas. That'll show you
chosha_fml 27
Less badass, more criminal.
Killz268 18
wow, they take bingo seriously, couldn't you report that to the people who run the retirement community?
CaletheLion 15
Hopefully it wasn't your grandmother
trulypar 34
The cutthroat world of bingo...you gotta be careful when you daub that B4!!!
buckstop1 37
Another classic case of sinsister old people. I hope you have good insurance OP, you're going to need it. And I would stay away from Bingo in the future, especially if granny is involved.
Kurby14 21
damn... they take bingo seriously there :/ sorry op that sucks!
dsantoast 12
Bingo is life for the elderly
jgriff79 23
It's all fun and games until someone yells "BINGO!"
Indiantrolledd 16
**** them for playing the game, right?