Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, the new manager at my workplace left early in a panic, exclaiming, "My grandma had an accident! I need to see if she's okay!" I was left in charge of the bar once again. This is the sixth time this week his grandma has had an "accident". FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I visited my Grandma to hang out, help with her chores, and read her novels to her. Her friends, who are all around her age were there today too. One of them knew I'm a voice actor, and was requested two things: To read a certain book, 50 Shades of Gray, and to do it in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. FML
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Top comments
UhHuhHoney 20
Lol your grandma is a thug
swaglesshipster 23
That is love right there. She even got you out of work to spend time with you!
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Comments (128)
Nicholle2762 11
I would've been down with that.
militarybrat 21
Good going grandma!!! I wish mine were that cool. You dont get a FYL. How the **** did this get approved ? Lol.
allyiscute1 22
How is this an FML your grandma is G!xD
Catdragon 40
it was a hot movie. my mom wanted to see it But decided to go home before it started. definitely not a movie to watch with your relatives.
nevereyes 31
A movie highlighting domestic abuse as good is not hot
wierdDreams 10
Believe me.A lots of us would love to have a grandma that great. It would have been bad if she called you and told you to get of office on ur own and would have been angry if u did not.But that she pulled this on her own,that is great.
wierdDreams 10
That is assuming u are a girl.If you are boy, I am sad for you for having to watch 50 shaded with ur granny
BamBAmGG 14
I'll take your grandma if you don't want her..
sleepyglowstar 32
Best Grandma ever!!
FitFriday 32
How is this even an FML. You got to skip work
briang959 47
50 shades of lame.
why_me2789 15
Best Grandma ever.