cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Sergeant Bri
Norwood, United States
Bitches, amirite?
Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Julian
France
Fresh mints
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18
"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"
Epsilonyx 15
Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.
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Comments (184)
rorytlocke 1
I DON'T GET WHY THEY DO THAT MINE ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!! I'm like... Fine il stop... Pass out. O_O
CloudEnvy 17
Stop hogging all the oxygen.
Anniebouuu 2
Maybe you should stop breathing,
Anniebouuu 2
I think its her way of breaking up with you, letting you down easy... "you breath too much.. Stop breathing" ;)
finished 10
Not maybe :)
SukiIzumi 8
WTH O.O? Getting yelled at for breathing? What has the world come to @@
PremierWu1 7
PMS much?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Are you one of those obnoxiously loud mouth breathers? Because I had a boyfriend like that once and let me tell you- she is totally justified in telling you to stop breathing so much if that's the case.
shots1996 8
Act like your having a hard time breathing and be like. ****. You... Were. Over.
Jizzle11 0
Dump that bitch
22jrdn55 15
i wonder how long your longest relationship lasted?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Good question.
SGal25 5
Nice, sounds like she needs a Xanax or something, lol.
sheethapins 13
Do it more sparingly or your breathing privileges will be taken away permanently.