Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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naddification 7
You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Did she use her tears as lube?
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Comments (295)
mike307 11
A lap dance is aways better when a stripper is crying! Sorry couldn't help it.
bassbaby16 4
Honestly I've been the one crying before and sometimes u just have to let her work thru it
DarthVader77 9
Two words: dump her. Psycho in bed is plain dangerous and she is obviously unstable. If it because of some religious nonsense? Then you have one more reason to dump her.
fail_gurl21 7
at least u tried to tell her to stop
Tiger7Meow 6
Why was she crying?
Shazam25 7
You'd only be a monster if you had gotten off because of her crying.
TsarKeith12 9
You ought to feel bad. Have more self control, this scenario is more common than you might think.
heyheyitshailey 17
Maybe you should get her some counseling. That seems just a tad emotionally unstable :/
Iamentertained 13
Bro no. How could you even stay hard during that?
jaydoo 6
Maybe she thought your cum was going to burn her fingers.