Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I found out that my ex tries to ruin my dates, and constantly asks our friend about me and why I don’t talk to her. She broke up with me over text because of the distance between us, after ghosting me for two weeks. We both knew that it would be a long-distance relationship due to her going to uni. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I saw my middle school best friend and former girlfriend for the first time in two years. They were making out in our new high school’s library. Two years ago, he said she was a skank, and she said he was a creep, before never speaking to me again. FML
Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because I added an old high school friend on Facebook. She claims this person is getting in the middle of our relationship. I haven't talked to him in years, and he lives across the country. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
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Chazzster 32
You have a loyal best friend! Be thankful for that… Beyond that, once your ex broke up with you, she’s a free agent. I don’t think it would feel much better knowing she was dating some guy from her college than from your home town. But I admit that going for your best friend is just rubbing your nose in it… OP, just move on with your own life. That chapter is over. There is no such thing as “the one” there are simply people who are more or less compatible. The longer you dwell on what was, the longer before you find a good match for you now.
RichardPencil 32
She can do both. Once she dumps you, she can become the campus cum-dumpster if she wants, then bone your friend. It's not her, it's you.
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Chazzster 32
You have a loyal best friend! Be thankful for that… Beyond that, once your ex broke up with you, she’s a free agent. I don’t think it would feel much better knowing she was dating some guy from her college than from your home town. But I admit that going for your best friend is just rubbing your nose in it… OP, just move on with your own life. That chapter is over. There is no such thing as “the one” there are simply people who are more or less compatible. The longer you dwell on what was, the longer before you find a good match for you now.
RichardPencil 32
She can do both. Once she dumps you, she can become the campus cum-dumpster if she wants, then bone your friend. It's not her, it's you.