Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
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thinblue32 15
Aww sorry OP. Let it go.
Enslaved 38
Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.
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Comments (195)
thinblue32 15
Aww sorry OP. Let it go.
kaablam 17
Too soon?
aruam365 24
No one saw that one coming! OP, I know how you feel... my name is Olaf.
joeyl2008 29
It doesn't have to be a snowman
FBellesLife 15
FYL OP! I definitely know how that feels, at least you don't have the same last name as me, apparently everyone knows the motto "once you pop you can't stop" from a can of Pringles.
kerstileann 26
the name doesnt bother you anyway.......
Senorangelo 10
That's a great idea thanks, I will name my daughter Elsa. It's a beautiful name and I expect her to be stronger than these comments.
SaharaZinc 14
Frozen was one of the worst Disney movies to date.
unicornluver3173 13
My friends last name is Pringle!
BingleBop 18
I feel ya OP, my name is Annabelle...
AL3XFML 7
Did you just
dragonkisses28 25
My name is Sarah, and no, I don't like to cook. I also don't care if you like me. My middle name isn't Lee either. Op, there are worse things people can say to you. Some people don't realize how very unoriginal certain jokes are. Everyone thinks they're funny. Laugh it off. "Everyone doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
My name is Philistine. In Arabic, it's pronounced "Fa-la-steen" as in the Arabic word for Palestine. Try traveling to visit family in Jerusalem with that name! I get put in the interrogation box every time. I always get asked, "Why were you named Palestine?" As if I had a choice. I made the mistake of asking a soldier once, "Would you like for me to change it to Israel? Or West Bank?" I was almost deported. I also get frisked at every checkpoint and have to go through extra security at the Ben Gurion Airport... Not to mention that a "Philistine" in the Bible has the connotation of being stupid and inflexible.
tonyfan00 38
@124 Ouch that really has to suck. Consider speaking with a travel agent and maybe getting a special passport or something.
wickedalwayswins 7
Okay, bye.
Capriciousfox 27
That's my name too:D
Ltsdragons 19
#113 Sarah is a really common name though. So I think it'd be tiring for people to keep repeating the same thing to the same people. I know 3 Sarahs in my grade another 2 or so from the past, it's pretty hard to make fun of a name that's so common you almost don't get the joke
an3ph 20
Came here to say that. Came too late. Story of my life.
weaponofchoice6 11
oh my ******* god, BRILLIANT!!!!
Journiexo 18
Hahaha I feel you OP, my name's Journie, and it's insane the amount of puns I get
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
#127: There's no such thing as a special passport for anyone of Palestinian decent who is entering Israel. Especially if your name means "Palestine." And, were I to change my name, I'm already in the system. Believe me, they know more about me than I do. They were asking me me about relatives that I didn't even know I had. (Like my dad's cousin who died 10yr before I was even born.)
Karenezzy 20
Let it goooo!
False_Stupidity 42
But only by a minute so good try.
mattyiscool123 26
Bad time
DogeMan 14
Can't use a joke twice sorry
fml510605 16
I dont get why that has so many thumbs down
stfudonnie 10
snowman can be a lot of fun to make! go with the flow
FrostHeart 36
Well, do you?
incoherentrmblr 22
Do you want to f**k a snowman?...
Enslaved 38
Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.
thinblue32 15
Oh lmao took me twice but that was hilarious haha
ostfaiz 18
elsamania
rabid_otaku 29
Nice.
fuckercakes 21
At least it wasn't for the first time in forever..
Sakuraashita 15
Like Anna?
kingcaper817 14
Oh I'm sorry that sucks but it's a beautiful name!!
MaiLyfe 20
One, Elsa is an amazingly amazing name regardless of the movie. Two, those people should grow up.
MrConcise 35
You're never too old for child-like wonder.™
schwaka 17
You only have to grow old, screw growth up! Elsa is a pretty sweet name though.
Vickeh 15
"The cold shouldn't bother you anyways"
Mandy_Hime 6
Yeesh, people are making jokes even here about your name and the movie. People, she doesn't like it!
DocBastard 40
Then she and you need to grow a sense of humour. They're just harmless jokes. If you get offended at something as innocuous as this, that's your problem, not everyone else's.
MidnaLink 35
Doc, a few jokes here and there is nothing, but a year straight all because of a movie? I'd snap!
DocBastard 40
Really? That would make you snap? Do harmless jokes really affect you people so much? I'm guessing yes, based on the reaction to my comment. That's pretty sad if you let silly jokes get the better of you. The people who let that sort of nonsense slide off their backs grow to be the strongest. It's exactly this kind of ridiculous hypersensitivity that has allowed the "political correctness" bullshit movement to flourish.
MrConcise 35
There's nothing offensive about the joke, it's just grating. Yes, political correctness is because people are hypersensitive, but hearing the same joke over and over puts one's sanity on trial. Apples and oranges.
MrConcise 35
Ran out of time to edit - darn. I was going to add a waterboarding comparison. One drop of water on your head? No biggie. Now endure it day in and out.
sourgirl101 29
Everyone has a breaking point, Doc. Ex: It's like how you feel about "shitty" puns and pussy jokes here on FML. Tired of them yet? Lol But hey, on here, OP couldn't have expect anythings else then these types of comments to continue...
MidnaLink 35
Doc, like I said, it's the frequency, but not always the material. Even "shitty" puns don't bug me as much as these other fools.
kinky44 28
Never thought I'd see so many people turn agaisnt DocB. Really shows how far the humor in this community has fallen.
Nymeria_fml 25
So we have to kiss ass to prove we have a sense of humor? You must have the best sense of humor on this site.
kinky44 28
I guess if you can only react on two extremes thats fine. But there are a LOT of ranges between bullying and kissing ass.
Nymeria_fml 25
I'm working with your extremes, dude. You seem to think that these people are 'bullying' and have no sense of humor just because they disagree with someone.
Enkeria 30
Looks like you need to let it go as well Doc
MidnaLink 35
I wouldn't go so far as to call this bullying, either. I've been in a similar situation when I was in public, and possibly a bit of Catholic school (Hell on Earth, ironically), where my name was easy to make up some childish rhyme. Looking back on it, you could see how bad the rhyme actually was (I am not going to say it), but it's the fact that it happened almost every day for years until I repressed at least half of my childhood that I feel sympathy for Elsa (OP), so I know what it feels like. It's why I said I'd snap if this happened to me over some movie.
devildog562 33
Do you wanna build a snowman, do you wanna run and play? Such a catchy song. That and let it go. Disney is still entertaining to me.
alice_18 16
But you got the words wrong....
devildog562 33
Apparently multitasking in the morning is a super fail for me. This a habitual fact. Thanks for pointing out my inaccuracy. Still I don't see why you wouldn't want to build a snowman. Good times.