Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
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schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm torn between "your life sucks" and "you deserve it", simply because not a lot of information is given. It does suck that his girlfriend is seemingly acting bitchy and unreasonable, yes...But it's hard to to judge without knowing the particulars. I once went out with a guy who said "I love you" so much that it was almost as if he was saying it just to keep me with him, like a method of control.
MissErikaHart 0
not a cheater here. very faithful. I got the man I want. and burger king bathroom. plz I'm full mouth on the Internet but in person I'm actually quite classy.
haidagirl2009 4
I can understand that. my boyfriend gets irritated when I say it a lot. but over using it can be a bad thing
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Erika: You're going to be treated according to how you choose to present yourself, both IRL and online. You should know that already if you really are classy IRL. Bragging about your "swag" here is just pointless. It's making you look arrogant and petty, and is obviously putting many people off. I'd recommend dropping it and starting over if you'd like to be treated differently.
rockhound 0
sorry there, misserika. I said some things in that last post that I shouldn't have. you may be very sweet in person. your earlier comments were a bit boastful though.
lucidlucia 0
Sounds like you're not a good match. I wouldn't expect much out of her. She's not going to feel the way you want her to feel. Time to move on.
MissErikaHart 0
treat how u want. I'm not starting over on here. I don't care what people on here say. I'm just here for the same reason everyone else is. pass sum time, read sum stuff, throw in some comments and I go about my day.
hd9280 0
174.... I'll give u something to fill ur mouth. lol.
boveah 0
oh snap 108 with the dunk
KiddNYC1O 22
108 wins. what a burn