migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
music man
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Anonymous
Bowler, United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Jane
Beaver Falls, United States
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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roydawgg 3
maybe you should quit being so whipped
MissErikaHart 0
haha 182, I meant to type foul mouthed. my phone must have autocorrected that. and i dont know about doin it in burger king bathrooms. but speaking of burger king, I'm sure 108 has familiarized herself very well with burger kings menu. prolly spends A LOT of time at wendys, mcdobalds, kfc, dennys, taco bell, the food court...
suppressed08 2
both of you were (/are) being pretty harsh here...
miss_la_rue 6
Sounds like we have a Stage 5 Clinger.
buttshapedfruit 0
I know how u feel :'(
Matt_192 6
MissErika, what are you smoking? Any guy you want?? Assuming you want desperate, lonely men that would put up with you, and even then they'd turn you down. (fugly!)
hd9280 0
187.. damn iPhone, it happens! Ooo snap.... I bet ur right on the money with 108!!!! quick someone hand her a whopper!! lol.
FFML_314 12
*Haha *My *I *doing *But *Burger King *Burger Kings *She probably *a lot *Wendys *McDonalds *KFC *Dennys *Taco Bell I feel better. Even though you didn't mess this up in this post, I'm just going to go ahead and correct it anyway. *you *your *you're Also, are you trying to imply that eating at Denny's makes you fat?
MissErikaHart 0
193...what did I say about correcting me unless you r 100% correct urself???? please don't do it dumb bitch if u wanna correct me them COME CORRECT dennys is supposed to b denny's and wendys is wendy's
meepz 0
Im a fat mouse of ratatouille. I live in misserika's bandwagon.