Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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fearfulsymmetry 1
What a psycho. People need to learn that they can't go around damaging people's property without facing some sort of consequence for it. Dump that bitch. (and all of this over a simple question. Mentally unstable much?)
whoisthisgirl 4
hmmm.. she could have just given it to me
zackkmann21 0
lol wtf is her problem
ohcanaduh 0
was it the kitchen window?
sassy_bunny16 0
girls can be total bitches, sorry that she threw out your xbox dude
thisgirl2u 9
Are you sure she didn't throw it out the window because you have been staring at the tv for the past two days and when she tried to get your attention you told her to "get out of the way" ?? I'm just saying... ;)
thisgirl2u 9
Hey, I'm not condoning the throwing of the Xbox out. I'm just saying usually it takes more than a simple question for someone to actually destroy an object of some sort.
madbikerz 0
ill never ask about your weight if you will date me;)
fearfulsymmetry 1
I'm also disturbed by how many people voted YDI on this FML. They were probably really insecure, psycho women. Do not continue to perpetuate the myth that a man should never be able to ask a woman her weight, that is NOT true. Doctors do it all the time, do you women go ape-shit on them too?
meteor_stream 9
Fearful, not all of us do. I'm totally ok being asked about my weight or height or whatever, and OP's (I hope, ex) girlfriend sounds like a mentally damaged chimpanzee.
valeriano_fml 0
never ask a girl how much she weighs. lol
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dump her. If she's that stupid, who knows what else she'll pull.
HamIsGood1234 0
Oh no, your precious little Xbox. Why'd you ask anyway?