Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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Comments (449)
jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0
Yeah. Never EVER ask for a girl's weight. But I'm a girl and I don't really care that much. xD
lmaodudefml 0
lol
Flammin8 0
ya might have been better off pouring gas over yourself and lighting it..
theboldshadow 11
she did you a favor xbox sucks
ahardwenis 0
Wow, what the hell? I think as men we have the right to ask that question because women ask us sooooo many stupid questions! Such as "does this make me look fat?" and "what are you thinking about?", if they can't deal with a question then they should just shut up.
aardvarkish 17
Some dogs are dalmatians. Oh, never mind... This could go on forever with useless epiphanies.
amoyer0418 1
I'd throw her out the window and make her bring it back in
Flammin8 0
hey I was just thinking the same thing!
rubyroborr 0
D: Sad Day
deathgrowl6 0
not cool yo
alexisss898 2
u have a gf and u still dnt no tht u nvr evr EVR ask a girls weight!
Shadow_Phantom 26
Stop whining.
wwerulez14 6
Good god... I declare this as murder of the English language.
stfuscrub420 0
lol wut
rockyraccoon28 8
I think your vowel keys are getting unreliable, you might consider investing in a new keyboard.
fastbunny 0
Thank you for saying good god and not god you know thumbs up