Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Slander
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
No uggos
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Wallowing
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Ex-friend
Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML
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FreakinChaps 0
what an ass, you should have kicked his butt.
hcovballer247 0
Keep your head held high and don't let words bring you down.
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FreakinChaps 0
what an ass, you should have kicked his butt.
aardvarkish 17
2, that might have helped the self esteem.
xspaniardx 3
^ how nice! 8)
iSitt 0
expect the people in a psychiatrist's waiting room to not be playing with a full deck.
smartalek 2
omg 61 you are not one to comment on whether or not someones ugly. BAHAHAHAHAHA
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for whining
RachelElizabeth7 0
Hahahahaha are you serious? jeez some people!
nygunns1 0
irony is a bitch eh?
waiting4u 0
your prob just hearing things.. op
warpig182 0
Get a breast implant then they wont notice your ugly mug
nerdsgetmehot 23
#5 Right, because everyone can clearly afford a several thousand dollar surgery that isn't necessary...
mfmylifesrsly 30
just one implant?? O.0
ScreamAimFire 0
^ lmao "is it just me or is that mans breast giving me a grimlin grin?!"
BehindTheSun 2
8: Of course. What better way to draw attention from one's face than one giant cyclops boob? I smell a fashion trend in the making.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Or maybe she could get 3 implants. But then she'd need a fake nipple, too
Lenoraa 0
like:)
DaveOnDope 4
Just one, right in the middle of the other two. One for the mouth, and one for each hand = instant boyfriends!
stephanie911_fml 0
Or get a breast implant on yur' forehead. that'll attract people.
Flammin8 0
do girls usually go at each other like this alot? sheesh, meow on this list.
lalagirl912 0
so, does that mean when I get a boob on my forehead I'll need to get a 1 cup bra?!
Zesty697 0
well this is an UGLY situation
stevenmx86 8
7 I don't want to start anything but if read in context, 5's comment is most likely a joke..
saturnsonic 3
i wanna see for myself
IVANTTOCOME 0
You should probably get checked for Schizophrenia while you're there.
BehindTheSun 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He was merely stating an observation. May I recommend a boob job, some clearsil, a good eyebrow plucking, weightwatchers, and perhaps a nose job?
rawrlove16 0
May I recommend you not be so rude?
natty098 2
may I recommend you not be such a dick
alleybean123 7
Not helping, jerk. Did you even read the FML?
moosemonkey1000 6
so what, tell him he's just mad because he has a little dick.