Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
NYCguy
United States
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Whatthehell
Food for thought
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Anonymous
Victorville, United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
McMan 23
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?
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Comments (449)
kalyn44 0
*giggle* ;D
evilshade 0
Does she weight 360 pounds?
TheLetterZero 7
Ba-dum tish! Well played.
Dre24 0
lol badass
year2015 11
Or ONE pound
jakeisawake 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She was doing you a favor; PS3 is way better dude. Asking a girl's weight is like her asking if your dick gets bigger... You just don't do it unless you are trying to be an asshole.
ggp_fml 4
that is sooooo true
iSpasticFantasti 14
Gah! Why is there this weight rule that I do not know of!! I feel like an alien for not going pshyco bitch on anyone who asks my age or weight!! o.o
IVANTTOCOME 0
Good for her, video games are for douches anyways. Quit "role playing" and satisfy her needs.
ohcanaduh 0
are you human?
muffpuncher 0
your picture is totally douchely.
brianjman14 23
I really hope you're just trolling.
wunderwaffe 0
dude ur retarded thats probably ur real pic isnt it douche
yazmi_09 3
lol I cant believe some girls are so sensitive about that, it's so dumb
bodnarfresh 0
I hope a lot of people call you fat now.
yazmi_09 3
thanks 75 :D you're clearly part of the "dumb girls who are sensitive about their weight" crew
fastbunny 0
And your clearly a insensitive person who's self centered and thinks their as skinny as a pole the only girl who don't care about that is a girl who's a harlot the end :)
mikuxxhatsune 32
Yeah that's true. I don't like sharing my weight but I'm not going to throw a few hundred dollars out the window.
BethiiGeex 0
never ask a girl how much she weighs it can be taken offensively.
IntoTheClouds 42
Nothing gives her the right to do that unless she paid for the Xbox, which seems obvious she didn't.
jdog1523 0
thhat would suck no black ops :(
Sylverstone 2
No Black Ops for you!
1SxcBuNnii 10
Since when is CoD the only game anyone plays? No Battlefield for you is also appropriate !
mishyyyb 5
eff that lol make her buy you a new one and leave her ass!