Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I agreed to go to a restaurant because I hadn’t really been listening and thought everyone was planning a coworkers night out. It wasn’t until the guy who had invited me turned up at the restaurant in a suit that I realised it wasn’t a group event, I’d accidentally agreed to a date. FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
Pubes in the food.
Lisimal 7
I say you put shit on their meal. As a way of expressing their shitty friendship. SPECIAL ingredient, oh yeah. Gigity!
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Comments (31)
blakehilli8 0
TRIPPLE FIRST!
FunnyWeasel 7
by being drunk, and by saying stuff they wouldn't say when they are sober
Lisimal 7
I say you put shit on their meal. As a way of expressing their shitty friendship. SPECIAL ingredient, oh yeah. Gigity!
Pipistrello_fml 0
Pubes in the food.
simoneshh 0
Why would you cook for them if they treat you like shit?
Dydy_fml 0
...are u an idiot ? just say no i aint cooking and go at the restaurant ................ idiot -__- and drink at the club so u guys will have to take a taxi ..
SettoFail 9
You must be the pussy of your group who can't stand up for himself and not let his friends take advantage of him
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
aww
namhowell 6
Just don't do either!
rosemary_fml 5
you deserve it for letting them do that to you.
Pinaymix 0
Well why would you even agree to that, your own fault.