Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I rolled over in bed and asked my boyfriend if we could go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3pm. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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Top comments
EllOfficial 6
are you hideously obese?
Morgansayshi 0
Was the cake good at least?
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Comments (129)
EllOfficial 6
are you hideously obese?
breenntt 0
Win.
OrginalOwen 0
Someone is a chubeh chaser!
rallets 23
2 people =/= party
Sayhwhat 0
but at least he loves you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm hideously obese. (;
phatskaterduder 0
hey fat chicks need loving too lol
allmidnighteyes 11
Do you know this from experience, 63?
AngieSixx_x0 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
bh0p 0
well he still loves you
the101dan 0
I don't see the fml in here. Even if you are hideously obese, he still loves you. You found yourself a good man. Now reward him by working out and getting rid of those extra pounds.
Zya_fml 8
64 - does it look like he did?
titanic12beth 0
you insult yourself on all your comments haha
MD_DILF 4
come on fat ass, lose some of that weight. Don't expect people to feel sorry for you because you are fat!
paolino_fml 18
Exactly, some fmls are left unfinished, WE WANT THE WHOLE STORY BITCHES
Froley 0
YDI for being hideously obese.
NicoleMorganX3 0
:/ he was drunk
sectator 0
I find drunk people and children are pretty honest.
cuddlekitty66 0
They say you are most honest when your drunk. And children will just out right say things; they have no embaressment of saying it.
Justine94_x 31
Drunken words = sober thoughts..
Maxwellminpin 19
Drunk children??
Morgansayshi 0
Was the cake good at least?
tacobird123 7
It's just drunk talk.
tencentsakiss 19
Drunk people are more honest. I don't think this will make her feel much better.
tacobird123 7
Oh yeah good point there, well I'm not going to say something like "hit tha gym fatty", but he said he loves you right :p? If drunk people are honest I guess he means it.
chinadollsierra 0
I agree with that bit of what you said, it's the key phrase being loves you anyways! So at least he honestly loves you. It's all okay, babe! Work those rolls. [:
stitch_book 4
wow ... sounds like the wrong person was celebrating like it was their birthday.
RedPillSucks 33
We gon' sip Bacardi like its your birthday And you know we don't give a **** if it's not your birthday.
b_anhero 0
thats just pillow talk, fatty.
funzcpl 0
lmao! that's funny!
hellokat1 0
Good one : )
Randomlyscrm13 0
O sad... Kinda... Maybe u should dump him.. .
Igor_g5 0
He loves her despite the fact that she's hideously obese and you think she should dump him?
Lilllly_1316 0
That's exactly what I was thinking. ^^^^
sectator 0
Dump on him.
strawberrybanana_fml 1
oh no! I'm sorry!
Livinia 11
Why? Are you the boyfriend?
mintcar 10
Are you surprised by this news? I guess the FML lies within the fact that your loving boyfriend spewed such information while drunk. If you think you are, do something about it. But i mean, at least he loves you despite your large frame.
Livinia 11
Cover up the cleavage, darl. We don't want to see it. There is children using this site as young as 12. :/