Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
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Top comments
inks98 14
Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.
Mathalamus 25
well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?
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Comments (47)
RA91 26
Hit YDI by mistake, that sucks OP!
Emmy0806 6
Why did you have your phone on
Goblin182 27
Out of courtesy to the parents, turn your damn phone off during conferences.
crandel 11
Are you the teacher or the parent in this situation? I think it makes a huge difference as to whether this is hilarious or inappropriate.
bobsanction 18
At least it wasn't that Oingo Boingo song Little Girls.
clair_brodie 35
Teach you to have your ringer on at work huh.
WingedLovely27 20
That was shitty of her. At least it wasn't "I Love Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo. That would have been far worse. I hope your reputation and job came out in one piece though!
pheonyx93 2
Op, were you the teacher or parent in this situation? I hope you don't get into serious trouble over this, but in the future you should probably turn your phone off for important meetings..
momac86 17
Seriously idiot why don't you silence your phone at work
yeongji 31
There is a difference between a good and harmless joke from a bad one that can cost you a lot in life. You should definitely have a good talk with her and hope she understands. If not, I suggest reconsidering your future with her because who knows what else she might have up her sleeve.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, also people seem to people overly concerned they had their phone on. They have it on for emergencies who cares why it wasn't on vibrate? This growing trend of pranks or jokes that could injure someone, get them arrested or cause them to lose their job is frightening and the much bigger issue.