Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
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Top comments
inks98 14
Well that sounds very immature and that may cost you your job... I'd have a serious chat with her.
Mathalamus 25
well. seems like your girlfriend has no ******* clue how bad this makes you look. seriously, how did she not know the implications of this?
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Comments (47)
MortenM 17
YDI for not having your phone on silent in a meeting. Besides it's just a tune - who really cares?
Mightyrif 23
Very few times you read an FML where the girl, not the guy, pulls off an awesome prank on her SO. It was awesome on all accounts.
Mathalamus 25
No one should be doing any kind of pranks. They are very unfunny and never done right.
DoomedGemini 38
Yes, so awesome that it can completely ruin his reputation and career. "Pranks" can be funny without having such serious consequences.
Demon_of_Light 27
Would you consider it an 'awesome prank' if I accused my SO of rape and watched his reputation get destroyed while he possibly serves jail time? No, of course not. That would be horrible. Yet this prank has potentially similar consequences, and you think it's funny?
milehigh52 22
#51 really? That's a bit of a stretch don't ya think?
FunnnyGirrl 19
Round 1 to your girlfriend OP!
graceh1211 20
Well to be honest you shouldn't have had your phone on during the conference anyway. But that still doesn't excuse your girlfriend from potentially costing you your job. This is a mixture of YDI and FYL.
interesting33 37
That is awful, out of interest are you a teacher or a parent in this context?
GuyOnBridge 14
he's the teacher.
jessmakesamess 9
how do we know he's the teacher? it doesn't specify
tarlax 11
Since the FML is in the "work" category, I'm gonna assume that he is indeed the teacher.
Sweet_Melody 15
That's was really ungrateful of her to do that. Why would she want to try to ruin your reputation like that?
vibernum 17
That's why you leave phones on silent or vibrate when you're doing important things.
dirty_dan_ 15
It's a song from the movie/stage show, Gigi. It's an old man singing about how great it is to watch young people grow.
pharmalady 10
My all girls school used to play it every year at the daddy daughter luncheon.
Bam6849 7
why was your phone not on silent during that?
RememberSchlitz 9
Never never never never never never never never never never never never never leave your phone where your friends can get at it. When is it OK to leave your phone where your friends can get at it? Never never never never never never never never never never never never never.
soullyfe 33
Girlfriend, not friend. They probably didn't expect their girlfriend to do something like that.
soulreaper12296 28
Reading comprehension #25. You should probably get some. It was OP's girlfriend, not a co-worker.