Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
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Comments (231)
Carriah420 9
Dump that dramatic bitch.
MistyLazuli 0
Seriously you need 2 read more as ur not learning anything good from observation! Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" 4 starters... U need 2 give her attention & affection w/out smothering. Wen ur together, b truly present. Otherwise, give her space. She luvs u enuf 2 teL u & not dump u.
RusticAviator 0
bitches be trippin, bitches be trippin
d0gl0ver16 0
someone has a period..
chody86 0
Shes pregnant
drewpowell 0
your girlfriend is a ******* idiot
ShelbyyBendel03 0
pms or prego muchh??
boykyle 0
check the rag. if tests come back red, you have your answer
trappedinthevoid 0
this happened to me, but the reverse >w>
Griggy 0
Just one question... Was she on her period?